A simple index card says it best (via Indexed).
Hi, I'm Neal. I launch products that sound like spaceships (e.g. Cisco Nexus 1000V, VMware vCloud Suite, and Shape Security ShapeShifter).
I am also a serial adventurer. I've climbed the 7 Summits including Mount Everest unguided, swum the English Channel as part of a two-man relay, and rowed 1000 miles across the Arctic Ocean while collecting plankton samples to predict future whale migrations in the quickly thawing Arctic. I am in the 2014 Guinness Book of World Records for the farthest row across the Arctic Ocean.
... with great product marketing:
... growing fast in the Bay Area:
Impermium (acquired by Google)
Morta (acquired by PAN)